We're Three Wise Men in a hired car
We're travelling North and we're travelling far
We've got directions
Homer's on the phone
We've got a bright star of our own
Cos Melanie smiles
Melanie smiles...
We've different lives
We've different ages
Read each other's minds in the problem pages
We don't need signs
Forget that phone
We've got a bright star of our own
When Melanie smiles
When Melanie smiles
When Melanie smiles
Melanie smiles
We're Three Wise Drunks and we're on the Town
We've got the drinks in
But we're three goals down
We're trying to find some goal to reach
And when she smiles
It's Sex on a Beach
When Melanie smiles
When Melanie smiles
When Melanie smiles
When Melanie smiles
Tired now and we're travelling home
The pretty picture's on her picture-phone
I catch her eyes and I can tell
She falls asleep
With Isabelle
Then Melanie smiles
Melanie smiles
Melanie smiles
For miles and miles
Melanie smiles...